If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
If you drink diet soda with
candy bars, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
When you eat with someone else, calories don't count as long as you don't eat more than they do.
If you fatten up the people around you, then you look thinner.
Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking cookies causes caloric leakage.
Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. (Examples are peanut butter on a knife while making a sandwich or ice cream on a spoon while making a sundae.)
Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. For instance, spinach and pistachio ice cream, cauliflower and
whipped cream.
Chocolate is a universal substitute and may be used in place of any other food.
Food eaten at a movie or concert does not count; it's entertainment.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it!
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