Sweat II

TrevorsMum · 01-Jul-05, 05:03 PM

I probably sweat more than a 40 stone american who goes to mcdonalds, who is sweating at the thought of not being able to fit through the door. I figured the reason is because i eat lots of high sugar foods. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to lower the sweat levels.It can be rather embarassing. Especially wen it shows under your armpits, and you begin to stink of s**t.

**threenorns** · 01-Jul-05, 07:16 PM

um... maybe knock off the simple carbs?

TrevorsMum · 04-Jul-05, 05:04 PM

Thanks for the feedback killerduck. Im currently in the process of using the sponge. I heard the idea from another website, but didnt know whether to take it seriously or not. Obviously it was no joke. Thanks alot pal. However, do you have any ideas about the insertion??

killerduck · 05-Jul-05, 04:57 AM

not off the top of my head. It is hard because a spunge wont take lubrication too well. I think the best way to go about this is to insert the spunge into a carrier bag and the lubricate the bag. The bag should then be inserted upside down but leave a little bit sticking out. The next thing to do is the tense your butt cheaks and then pull the bag out. If this works the spung will be snuggly fitted inside of you leaveing you with a warm internal sensation.

Rats! · 05-Jul-05, 04:17 PM

wtf?????????????

nicole. · 05-Jul-05, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rats!

wtf?????????????

lol. I think killerduck is talking about anal sex? for some reason.

killerduck · 05-Jul-05, 06:13 PM

a post was deleted by god. Trevs mum knows what i am on about. It not queer sex either. Yesterday i posted some techniques that are used to reduce the amount that someone sweats but for some reason the post was taken away from public viewing, which was nice.

killerduck · 05-Jul-05, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by nicole.

lol. I think killerduck is talking about anal sex? for some reason.

Now i am not an expert at this kind of thing but last time i checked (last night 11:47 pm) anal sex didn't involve spunges. Now i may be wrong but whatever floats your boat nicole.

nicole. · 05-Jul-05, 06:18 PM

well, it just seemed as if you were talking about stretching the ass or something like that.

killerduck · 05-Jul-05, 06:19 PM

a got a PM from the powers that be saying not to post anything like that again, which was nice.

p.s. sorry to hijack the thread sweaty boy.

nicole. · 05-Jul-05, 06:22 PM

I really don't understand why this forum is so strict. I also posted a thread, that may have had an 'unsuitable' title, but what was inside wasn't what you'd think. They moved it somewhere, and you can't read it anymore.

killerduck · 05-Jul-05, 06:28 PM

yer i just saw that. I also ****ing hate the way that swearing is blocked, whats that about? Who in this age doesn't know wow to swear? no body is offended by it anymore, its just common place in language accross the world.

**threenorns** · 05-Jul-05, 06:56 PM

i wouldn't say "nobody" is offended. i don't mind the *occasional* appropriate use of swearing, but the constant stream of scat gets wearing after a while.

hey, if you don't like it, i'm sure bb.com will be glad to have you over.

killerduck · 06-Jul-05, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by threenorns

hey, if you don't like it, i'm sure bb.com will be glad to have you over.

Hey, i love this site. In fact is probably my most viewed thing on the internet. I just think it could be made better if it was a little bit more relaxed.

Shamrock · 08-Jul-05, 09:46 AM

It is relaxed, thats why theirs no swearing. None of us are prudes and yes as you pointed out we all know those words. That doesn't mean you need to embelish your posts with an occasional f**k or s**t etc, you get the idea. Say whatever you want to the people you know, but this is a public forum and the majority of the people on here can get your point without the neccesity of profanity.