The Perfect Husband

[.V.]

My wife told me yesterday that I'm the perfect husband.

I really don't know why, I try - but no one is always perfect. Then she showed me this list of requirements to qualify. Hopefully this will help other men try to be perfect husbands too - now that you know what the qualifications are.

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[bluefin]

Most married people initially try to build a smooth, close, safe relationship, preferably one without friction. In this process, sometimes the roles for husband and wife become very rigidly defined; there is no freedom, no room for growth or change. Sometimes people think they need to pretend to be or feel some way to appeal to their spouse; there is little honesty and intimacy if you think your spouse may not accept you as you really are, i.e. for better or for worse.

[.V.]

bluefin, did you open the link and actually look at the joke?

[Todd]

Holy sh!t, she is HOT.....I will have to go and read what it says now!

[carcajou]

That's odd...I've always been told that I was a candidate for a perfect husband too but because...

Singer
Loving
Intelligent
Goofy
Honest
Trusting
Lusty
Youthful
Learned
Attentive
Realistic
Gentle
Energetic
Relaxed
Truthful
Happy
Active
Nice
Appetizing
Verve
Expressive
Reflective
Aries
Gifted
Eloquent
Profound
Enchanting
Neat
Innocuous
Sensual

...and I'm single...I guess a little extra goes a long way...

[.V.]

Carcajou - that's got to be a good thing.