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21-Jan-05, 10:27 AM
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Derailer
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fav simpsons 1 liners
What are some of your favorite simpsons 1 liners?
Mine are:
Bart: They will see through us like grandma's underpants!
Skinner: Parents waive their right to sue says what!
Mindy and Homer: Looks like we will be going down together, I mean getting off together, i mean... its ok I will just push the button for the stimulator!
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They say that a million monkeys at a million keyboards can reproduce the entire works of shakespear...Thanks to the internet we know thats impossible!
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21-Jan-05, 06:27 PM
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"go banana!"
"I saw Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabople(sp) making babies in the closet, and i saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me"
basically anything ralph says but those are my 2 favorites that i can think of now
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22-Jan-05, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Ralph: "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers." lmao.
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23-Jan-05, 04:04 PM
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Heroes4Heroes
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside NYC. 9/11 Never forget, NEVER FORGIVE
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by NateDogg
Ralph: "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers." lmao.
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.....................I'm learnding
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23-Jan-05, 11:50 PM
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-=heartwork=-
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Age: 26
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Three simple words: "I Am Gay".
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25-Jan-05, 12:12 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Houston
Age: 19
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"do'h" Homer
"i didnt do it" Bart
"stupid flanders " Homer
"I aint telling nothing " Mafia guy
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25-Jan-05, 06:42 AM
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Heroes4Heroes
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside NYC. 9/11 Never forget, NEVER FORGIVE
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Homer, use your open faced sand wedge.
MMMMmmmm Open face sandwich
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25-Jan-05, 06:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: WESTERN NY
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I have a few
1. Flanders- Looks like you lost a puzzle piece there homer.
Homer-Looks like you lost a wife (after mod had died)
2. Ralph- I bent my wokkie, My cats breath smells like cat food
3. "I sleep in a drawer", curlys son on a bus
4. "Those are percription pants" comic book guy
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26-Jan-05, 03:29 PM
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Homer: you mean the mob only did something to get something in return!?!?!?.... fat tony... (disappointed voice) i will say good day to you sir...
so many amazing lines....
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26-Jan-05, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Puget Sound
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On one of the older halloween specials when Homer sells his soul to the devil (Flanders). At the end after winning his soul back in hell-court to Marge, the devil decides to turn Homey's head into a giant donut in spite...
Marge: "Homer! Stop eating yourself!"
Homer: "Ohhh, but i'm so sweet and tasty..."
Too many to choose from though. Best show ever! |
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26-Jan-05, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Homer (explaining to the insurance guy what Moe's is): "It's a pornography store! I was buying pornography!"
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31-Jan-05, 08:58 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Age: 25
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ralph: thats when the doctor told me i had 2 lazy eyes, and that was the best summer ever
i choo-choo-choose you.
it smells like....burning
sideshow mel: dont shoot the sky, thats where the clouds live
what a great show.
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Last edited by beefcurry1; 01-Feb-05 at 12:02 AM.
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31-Jan-05, 01:36 PM
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Derailer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Age: 37
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Ralph - "the doctor said I wouldnt get so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there!"
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31-Jan-05, 09:00 PM
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Ralph: "It smells like burning..."
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01-Feb-05, 06:47 AM
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Heroes4Heroes
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside NYC. 9/11 Never forget, NEVER FORGIVE
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Ralph looking at Principal Skinner covered with fake blood in a spoof of THE STING
"you look like cable TV"
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