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I had been off line over a week and a day
And I opened my inbox and flashing away
There were four hundred messages and I thought hey
Good friends are sending me emails again
Well my friends they all seem like intelligent folks
But they’re sending me stupid internet jokes and
Or they’re falling for some unbelievable hoax
Getting these idiot emails again
Like an old college buddy who once was a dancer
She sent me this email and thought I should answer
Did I know that wearing tight bras can cause cancer
The details are all in this forward b elow
A Nigerian doctor has been in a bind
he’s got ten million dollars but he couldn’t find
A bank who could take it and could he use mine
Just fax my account and I’ll be in the dough
There’s a kid who is dying so send her a card
If you don’t forward this one then you have no heart
And another was taken last night from her yard
The same kid abducted back in 93
And a mom from Missouri warns me that they’re stickin
Some LSD on the stamps her kids were likcin
Her five year old’s now wearing tye dye and tripping
Yeah who the hell gives out their acid for free
And some clients of hookers are being dissected
To harvest theyre kidneys to sell it’s suspected
Your outlook address book has not been infected
That hoax has been going since I don’t know when
And the White House won’t read the petition your raising
I’ve tried to be kind but I’m losing my patience
Walt Disney is not giving out free vacations
Getting these idiot emails again.
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