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18-Aug-05, 10:16 PM
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Hi Drama Queen
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Near Toronto, Ontario
Age: 41
Posts: 6,491
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"get back to your kitchen!"
my ex-bf is inundated with contracts - a couple of roofs, a garage, a shed, and a basement floor. he said "holy crap, i don't know how i'm going to get all this done - i need a helper"
"well, what about me? you know i can do the work and i could certainly use teh money."
"it's okay, i asked marce to help."
"marce is going up north this week."
"is he? oh. i didn't know that. well, i'll ask him anyway."
"if he can't, call me."
"we'll see." marce, indeed, can't help, so gaston called Ti-Toc.
"that cokehead!??? are you insane! you'll never get anything done!"
"no, no, it's okay - he'll be fine. he got laid off the mill on monday." needless to say, the guy didn't show up.
my ex calls me again to cry me a river about how the whole day was wasted. i said if he'd called me the roof would be done now. pick me up tomorrow morning first thing and we'll get it done by sundown, go-go-gadget.
no. he's giving his old pal, old buddy another chance. and then he says it:
"well, if you wanted to come and cook lunch, it would save us coming down and we could keep working."
weasel bikini it is AND i'm accessorizing in something six feet plus, 220 with 7% body fat!
[i NEED a machinegun emoticon!!!!]
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Goals: bench - 200; squat - 225; deadlift - 225
27/01/06: bench - 170; squat - 195 (wrapped); deadlift - 210; total - 575; need - 617; to go - 42
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
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19-Aug-05, 12:01 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Frontenac, Ks
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Originally Posted by threenorns
"well, if you wanted to come and cook lunch, it would save us coming down and we could keep working."
weasel bikini it is AND i'm accessorizing in something six feet plus, 220 with 7% body fat!
[i NEED a machinegun emoticon!!!!]
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Mmmmm, wicked weasel bikinis.  So, ya gonna go cook lunch for them, or what?
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19-Aug-05, 12:02 AM
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Hi Drama Queen
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Near Toronto, Ontario
Age: 41
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only if i get to make my special chocolate mousse for dessert - flavoured heavily with ex-lax.
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Goals: bench - 200; squat - 225; deadlift - 225
27/01/06: bench - 170; squat - 195 (wrapped); deadlift - 210; total - 575; need - 617; to go - 42
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
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19-Aug-05, 01:37 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Urbana, IL
Age: 27
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Gee, he sounds charming 3norns. Bring on the mousse!
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19-Aug-05, 01:49 PM
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Hi Drama Queen
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Near Toronto, Ontario
Age: 41
Posts: 6,491
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i should mention here that the guy never showed up this morning, so they've rescheduled for tuesday.
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Goals: bench - 200; squat - 225; deadlift - 225
27/01/06: bench - 170; squat - 195 (wrapped); deadlift - 210; total - 575; need - 617; to go - 42
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
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19-Aug-05, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Age: 25
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You're too nice for even offering to help more than once.
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12lbs of baby weight to lose!!
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23-Aug-05, 10:47 AM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
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Man the Northern business is still booming eh? I worked as lead framer on an Algonquin crew for awhile. Coboconk, Bancroft, etc. Was lots of work back then, but it sounds like double the demand now!
Maybe this is just me being a, well cheeky irishmen, but if it were me I'd talk to the customers and offer to do the work myself!
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23-Aug-05, 05:17 PM
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Hi Drama Queen
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Near Toronto, Ontario
Age: 41
Posts: 6,491
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alas, no: they're of the same mind. women have their places that ain't up on a roof, in an auto garage, in a scrap yard, etc.
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Goals: bench - 200; squat - 225; deadlift - 225
27/01/06: bench - 170; squat - 195 (wrapped); deadlift - 210; total - 575; need - 617; to go - 42
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
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23-Aug-05, 05:36 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
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Or no, they can be there but they have to be bikini clad and holding beer right?
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"We smile and nod sympathetically like we feel your pain, but actually, we're thinking that you're a pathetic piece of **** that needs to grow a spine and join a gym"
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24-Aug-05, 11:40 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: ontario, canada
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Well, if its any consolation at least he is an EX boyfriend (and after a comment like that if he wasn't he probabley should be anyways :P)
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24-Aug-05, 11:52 PM
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Hi Drama Queen
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Near Toronto, Ontario
Age: 41
Posts: 6,491
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yah - he said "me or the gym".
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Goals: bench - 200; squat - 225; deadlift - 225
27/01/06: bench - 170; squat - 195 (wrapped); deadlift - 210; total - 575; need - 617; to go - 42
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
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25-Aug-05, 01:01 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Area 51
Age: 39
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Well, let's try this and see if it works:
http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/5184/stickeye1hi.gif
I can't find my machine gun one, but how about a stick in the eye?
Edit: Didn't work out too well, the image codes are turned off for most threads on this board so you can't paste in your own emoticons...darn it, I have so many. A link is all I can do here. Right click on it and save image as, then use image shack and you can paste it right into most bulletin boards.
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Last edited by .V.; 25-Aug-05 at 01:04 AM.
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25-Aug-05, 01:04 AM
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Hi Drama Queen
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Near Toronto, Ontario
Age: 41
Posts: 6,491
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lol!!!!
nah - i got one better: he looked at me today and said "damn - you ARE getting smaller!!!"
so i wiggled my ass at him and left.
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Goals: bench - 200; squat - 225; deadlift - 225
27/01/06: bench - 170; squat - 195 (wrapped); deadlift - 210; total - 575; need - 617; to go - 42
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
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25-Aug-05, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: ontario, canada
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hahaha awesome!
The title of this thread makes me think of long hours spent cooking chicken and brown rice.. |
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25-Aug-05, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Toronto
Posts: 102
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To the kitchen... rrrrrright! Barefoot and pregnant, I assume? 
I was at the grocery store today with a male friend (whom I train) and the female cashier winked at me, then pointed to the heavier bags and stated, "let him carry those ones, honey." Arrrrrrrgh!
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