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31-Jul-05, 12:29 PM
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Why I'm against Female BodyBuilding (Humorous)
Girls! Don't get strong! I warn you, if you do, your fathers will make you help them with thingz! They'll make you help them move heavy refrigerators long distances from their pickup trucks. They'll make you help them put up dry wall in the garage all day. They'll make you help them tear up the driveway for renovation using those big sledge hammers, and you'll have to move all the cinderblocks by yourself because he's "getting too old for heavy lifting!" You'll have to carry all the water jugs out from the front porch into the kitchen, and set them up without help, and worse of all, you'll have to military press your 85lb little brother all the time to keep him entertained! I'm telling you, if you get strong, your days of sitting on the couch laughing at the guys moving the sofa while you're still on it are numbered. No more sitting back and relaxing while the guys of the family sweat, they'll drag you out there and make you work with them...and they take advantage and conn you into doing their share of the load. Pleeez, take my advice, being strong is no fun! I say enjoy your lovehandles and thunderthighs, they make life so much easier! Peace! 
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31-Jul-05, 12:34 PM
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Hi Drama Queen
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Near Toronto, Ontario
Age: 41
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.........she's got a point.
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Goals: bench - 200; squat - 225; deadlift - 225
27/01/06: bench - 170; squat - 195 (wrapped); deadlift - 210; total - 575; need - 617; to go - 42
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
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31-Jul-05, 02:26 PM
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Well actually in my family it would be my Mom who would tell me to help her do all these laborious things. There is a benefit though. It would give me bitching rights about how little the men in house can do without huffing, puffing and complaining. 
PS: Oh my if only we could achieve "thunderthighs" in our clan
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We don't have a water cooler to stand next to while trying to look good, but we do have a pail to puke in when you are half way done your WOD - CFM
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31-Jul-05, 03:38 PM
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Hi Drama Queen
Join Date: Mar 2005
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here - have mine.
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Goals: bench - 200; squat - 225; deadlift - 225
27/01/06: bench - 170; squat - 195 (wrapped); deadlift - 210; total - 575; need - 617; to go - 42
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
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31-Jul-05, 05:36 PM
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If only I could - You could have what have become my "Fergie" thighs.
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We don't have a water cooler to stand next to while trying to look good, but we do have a pail to puke in when you are half way done your WOD - CFM
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02-Aug-05, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Brat
If only I could - You could have what have become my "Fergie" thighs.
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Fergie thighs? Please explain the term to a dumb guy. 
Now, had you said "Olive Oyl" or "J-Lo" thighs, I would understand perfectly.
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02-Aug-05, 08:01 AM
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I'm seriously not even going to move in with a woman unless she can lift her share. I'm not expecting a bodyweight bench press or anything, but a half couch deadlift would be nice...
*someone who has been asked to help people move way too often*
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02-Aug-05, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Gearloose
Fergie thighs? Please explain the term to a dumb guy.
Now, had you said "Olive Oyl" or "J-Lo" thighs, I would understand perfectly. |
Sorry gear, "Fergie" has been posted here on this forum as a goal body type and then maligned for her small legs. She is the singer (?) from the Black Eyed peas. I don't really have Fergie legs, I was exaggerating, but "thunderthighs" just ain't going to happen here.
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02-Aug-05, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Brat
Sorry gear, "Fergie" has been posted here on this forum as a goal body type and then maligned for her small legs. She is the singer (?) from the Black Eyed peas. I don't really have Fergie legs, I was exaggerating, but "thunderthighs" just ain't going to happen here. |
Ah, ok! For some reason I was thinking of the Dutchess of York..... 
Ain't gonna happen because....?
a. naturally skinny body type.
b. iron willed determination not to ever let yourself go that far.
c. other.
Speaking of "thunderthighs," how do you folks on this forum know my ex-wife anyway?
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02-Aug-05, 04:36 PM
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Answer (a)
If I was to push my health to the depths of hell my arms and legs would be .5-1" bigger in diameter and I would become the classic apple shaped diabetic. I'd still have the best legs in town, thanks to Mom.
To me thunderthighs go along with babymaking hips. Those glorious spoon shaped women who men secretly lust for.
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02-Aug-05, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Brat
Those glorious spoon shaped women who men secretly lust for.
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Secretly ??? .....
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03-Aug-05, 06:28 AM
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L'ilPowerhouse
Join Date: Feb 2004
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She's got a good point. My stepfather has me helping him around my parents house with heavy lifting, mowing the lawn, etc.
Hmm...time to get fat. |
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03-Aug-05, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by midgetcop
She's got a good point. My stepfather has me helping him around my parents house with heavy lifting, mowing the lawn, etc.
Hmm...time to get fat. |
Naaa! Think of all your admirers!
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