Are you a pretty boy or caveman

This is a question for the guys who take a shower at the gym after a workout, like me who works out early in the morning, then takes a shower before going to work.

Are you a pretty boy or a caveman?

Today at the gym there was this guy who had a toiletry bag that women would be jealous over. He had deoderant, lotions, creams, cologne, nail clippers and who knows what else, like he was a model getting ready for a photo shoot. Definitely a pretty boy and smelling like one once he was done dolling himself up.

Me, I'm a caveman. I do have my deoderant and a can of athletes feet foot-spray just in case. Oh, I do have a razor but I use soap rather than shaving cream to keep my gymbag light. I'm definitely not a pretty boy. I chew my nails when they need a trim. And I don't wear cologne as it gives me a headache. How I wore that stuff when I was young I'll never know. I pack a natural middle-age man musk!

So what are you?

Cave man.

Although in the summer I will use some powder (Clubman, not Johnsons) to soak up the sweat and keep me smelling somewhat decent.

[tim_mcf]

caveman

Added a poll for this one, please submit yours.

[scott1968s]

I am definately Bi-polar.

I am a desk Jockey here in NYC and dress professionally. I have client meetings and actually enjoy dressing the part.

However, in the evenings and on the weekends I am a cavemaannnnn.. Whether it is scooping the crap out of my house gutters or mountain biking and getting full of mud, I love it.

What makes me bi-polar is there is really no in between... Either dressed to the nines or wearing cammies or sweats around the house.

[F_Mac]

I am a knuckle-dragging neanderthal. :

[.V.]

Caveman but improving.

I'm mostly a jeans and sleeveless shirt guy. I'd rather wear a beard until it gets too itchy because shaving is a pain. But for peace and to keep her happy, I've made a few changes.

Just the stuff that she likes though. I dress better, wash, brush my teeth, allow her to do the eyebrow thing when she can't stand the uni any longer, and other grooming that is her preference which I as a caveman would never have thought of. The $20.00 a pair underwear was NOT my idea either.

She seems to like her caveman, but doesn't want to be seen in public with him.

Wow, that looks very gay. I once was a man but got married. I'm going to go eat a steak and chew with my mouth open to make myself feel better. Then I'm going to fart.

Bipolar enough for ya?

[WolBarret]

Caveman to the bone

A year ago, 90% of my wardrobe was aimed toward weight lifting. If I can't lift in it, I didn't weart it.

Shorts, T-shirts, hoodies, and such.

I'm more caveman than any of you guys. Dead serious.

[WESTY]

Wolbarret man ur not a caveman i am sure u shower and wear deoderant i do neither i also have a beard at the age of 16 that just bout touches my toes i think i am the true caveman oh i also lift rocks for weights

[ixoyc]

well i i'm in school so i have to clean up a little. Don't want to be all shag nasty for the ladies, lol. I shower while brushing my teeth. deodorant and hair gel. so a kinda pretty boy.

[.V.]

Going pure caveman. I'll shower and shave before work. Maybe even wash my hair. To hell with the ladies (except the wonderful ladies of DF of course). Ahhh, I'll quit shaving and having my hair cut too.