Holiday gifts for a special someone,....

[Merrida]

If you're shopping for someone who might be a Biology major, or just in general have any type of medical background, they may find the following kind of cute, as a stocking stuffer. Of course some of you will look at me like I have 2 heads for posting this,....or 3 heads when I fess up that there's a few of them on here I'm actually getting.

You have to see this to believe it,...and to believe this actually exists. For the record, several of these critters are so popular they're on backorder, so never under-estimate the power of the bizarre! No microscope needed!

Check these out:

ThinkGeek :: Giant Plush Microbes :: Additional Images


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[Khaine]

Fantastic... And I'm not even being sarcastic... Nor did I mean to make that rhyme...

But yeah, my current love interest is a biology major, so giving her herpes and the clap for christmas would be great...

Of course, the question remains, what is the overseas delivery time and shipping costs on these things?

[Merrida]

Originally Posted by Khaine

so giving her herpes and the clap for christmas would be great...

That sentence, extrapolated out of context and read alone is just,....all shades of wrong! Heh. But yeah, isn't it cute? And then think of all the fun she'll have explaining to her friends and family that her beau gave her herpes for Christmas! It's good clean fun.

I don't know what the overseas shipping is,...and while this wouldn't make it for Christmas (since a lot of their bugs are on backorder) if you're serious about wanting to get her herpes or the clap (or any other little lovely) I'll be happy to get it for you and ship it to you. You know the real cost of shipping (if I send it to you) would be tons less than whatever the company would charge for (cough-cough-extortion),..."handling fees" along with postage (I swear all these companies must have their own postage organization,....beats me where they come up with these mailing fees when $3 bucks will ship it priority).

Lemme know. Always happy to help out my DF buds!


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[Khaine]

Originally Posted by Merrida

That sentence, extrapolated out of context and read alone is just,....all shades of wrong!

ahahah I know...

But yea, I might just take you up on that offer... Just gotta figure out what her favourite VD is... That should be easy to sneak into the conversation huh... "So hun, chinese or indian, syphillis or gonorrhea?"

Prepare for a PM tho...

[Merrida]

Not a problem Khaine. I'd enjoy being a facilitator in helping you give your loved on the VD of her choice. It feels so good to be needed.

[Merrida]

Originally Posted by Khaine

That should be easy to sneak into the conversation huh... "So hun, chinese or indian, syphillis or gonorrhea?"

Prepare for a PM tho...

That sounds like a plan. Besides,....subtlety is overrated.


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