A salesman knocks on an old mans house and tries to sell him a hoover.
Old man tells sales man i have a hoover, Ah! not like this 1.
Old man starts to close the door and the salesman throws a bucket of horse shi- on the doorway.
He then states, "what ever the hoover dont pick up ill eat"
Old man just replies with " Son you better be hungry" " the electric was cut yesterday"
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