My Top 10 Reasons Why to Drop 100+lbs (after the fact)

[maverick]

Should I post that fake pic of the guy whose ass exploded during a squat to officially make this the most inappropriate thread on DF.com?

Firehawk, you are a beast! bingeaholic - 100 pounds = crazy discipline

[Merrida]

Originally Posted by .V.

Not funny at all. Whatever is not external is kinda useless eh?

Are you implying anything internal is useless? I beg to differ.

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[Merrida]

Originally Posted by Firehawk

Well, I could see it when i bent over at 300+lbs, but then when I reached around 270 i could see it without bending over, and now I definitely think it either grew inches from usage or from no longer being half encased with fat.

Some "careful grooming" can also give you men that visual illusion of an extension of your manhood. I mean, if your goal is to appear larger and all,... Just like trim (on your beard, fellas,....pierini, mind out of the gutter) can reshape your face, so can grooming other parts of your,....physique.

So much for the 1970's bush-o-rama....New meaning for "garden of love."

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I'll be back in a while. I've gone shaving.

[Merrida]

Originally Posted by pierini

I'll be back in a while. I've gone shaving.

Does this qualify for the photo section of "most improved?"

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[MAURER]

whats the point of making it "look" a little bit bigger if its not actually any bigger? lol unless you're trying to attract guys in the shower room of course.

[Merrida]

Originally Posted by MAURER

whats the point of making it "look" a little bit bigger if its not actually any bigger? lol unless you're trying to attract guys in the shower room of course.

Because of that all important moment, especially if it's your first time dropping trou with your new girlfriend,....what do you think will impress her more: A bushy do that likewise snubs the appearance of anatomical proportions? Or a groomed topiary around the fella that will immediately draw her eye to something that really stands out.

It's really no more "fake" than when women wear push up bras. They're taking what they've got and using an illusory device to give the appearance that there's more for the taking.

In the end of course, each person knows what is really there to grab onto,...but not a one can deny the impact of those visual impressions (regardless of the actuality).

I believe push up bras instill the same sense of self-confidence in a woman, as a man who wears "kangaroo pouch" drawers or shaves his "special purpose." (A certain breed of movie fans who like Steve Martin will pick up on that particular cluster of words). Heck, even guys have their own positions on how and where a woman shaves (even when he knows what's really there)....

Let's face it. We go to great lengths to augment our appearance. A man may not use liner and blush, or an underwire jock strap,....but we all have our methods.

(Then again, some of us just bat our baby blues)....

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Originally Posted by MAURER

whats the point of making it "look" a little bit bigger if its not actually any bigger? lol unless you're trying to attract guys in the shower room of course.

Where did you "learn" about attracting guys in the locker room?

[EliteLift]

well I for one am proud of my very masculine Mane. plus it can get cold here in canada... perhaps come spring i'll make the big change if its the new "cool thing to do"..

[Merrida]

Originally Posted by EliteLift

well I for one am proud of my very masculine Mane. plus it can get cold here in canada... perhaps come spring i'll make the big change if its the new "cool thing to do"..

Like your own little personal Alpacca vest! Good on those cold nights.

Question: How come men don't share those "it's for the warmth,....really!".....sentiments when women opt for wearing the "it's for the warmth,....really!....yetti leggings" that sometimes crop up from the knee down in the non-dress wearing cold seasons? Hmm?

Come on fellas, where's the love? Where's the empathy & understanding? It's like reliving our Jane Fonda moments except our "leggins" aren't pink, and hopefully, don't scrunch.


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I just got back from shaving.

Brrrrrrrrrrrr it is cold. Hope I don't get sick.

It works!!

[MAURER]

lol i love your sense of humor pierini.

umm well you see its usually bigger i just ummm... shaved... to make it look bigger.. i mean... even though it was already totally big but like... its cold and it just backfired okay???

[Merrida]

Originally Posted by MAURER

umm well you see its usually bigger .....even though it was already totally big

Who are you trying to convince here of your massive bigness?

Somehow this reminds me of the women who, when asked to give a description of themselves, start off by saying something like, "well, my bra size is a 44F" (as the defining point of identity)!

It's okay Maurer, we believe you buddy. You've got a monster in your trousers.

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[MAURER]

thanks i appreciate that

[EliteLift]

Originally Posted by Merrida

Like your own little personal Alpacca vest! Good on those cold nights.

Alpacca vest... Brilliant lol!