Well isn't this just great.

[.V.]

I asked and begged for a year for GC back. Now it's back and I don't have a single thing to say.


Made the first unofficial post though

[CF-OC_gal]

Why don't you post a joke then?

[.V.]

Missed the reply. Can't think of one. Been out working wrecks for the last 4.5 hours.

[CF-OC_gal]

You will, I believe in you!

[KayakJones]

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary

[gymgirl]

LOL that was pretty funny. thanks for sharing kayakjones!

[.V.]

Thanks Kayak. Funny stuff. Long time no post.

[CF-OC_gal]

:confused: I'm not laughing at that one yet. Got anything better?

[arbit]

That was hilarous !!!!!!!!!!
And yay for the offtopic forum !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arbit]

The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know wha t I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

**************
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

[Maxgain]

Originally Posted by a_welch503

I asked and begged for a year for GC back. Now it's back and I don't have a single thing to say.


Made the first unofficial post though

I have a feeling you were a big player in its return.

Was going to make the first topic for discussion as well but couldnt think of anything either so I left it.

[.V.]

Originally Posted by Maxgain

I have a feeling you were a big player in its return.

Was going to make the first topic for discussion as well but couldnt think of anything either so I left it.

I always liked it, asked for it back when it was gone, but gave up.

Acutally I had nothing to do with it coming back.

This was a gift from the admins. We need to be sure not to abuse it now that we've got it.