Why Handguns are Better Than Women

**.V.** · 12-Mar-07, 07:43 PM

Ten reason's why some men prefer handguns over women:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

WolBarret · 12-Mar-07, 08:26 PM

LOL LOL

And if you wrote this, how are you still married????

**.V.** · 12-Mar-07, 08:32 PM

Cuz she was laughing her butt off when WE read it together. Because I married my best friend. Remember, one day we are gonna both be really old and saggy...gotta have something besides the initial physical attraction. Besides, after almost 15 years of marriage we are still friends.

**minime** · 13-Mar-07, 07:40 AM

thats a good one welch!

Maxgain · 13-Mar-07, 07:54 AM

its funny cause its true

WolBarret · 13-Mar-07, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a_welch503

Cuz she was laughing her butt off when WE read it together. Because I married my best friend. Remember, one day we are gonna both be really old and saggy...gotta have something besides the initial physical attraction. Besides, after almost 15 years of marriage we are still friends.

"Sure", you two wrote it together. I believe you, Welch

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