wittle wabbits

[.V.]

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon weally giveths a thit."

[Maxgain]

ok thats dreadful. Is there some punchline Im not getting? Its rubbish.

I think Andy you should just leave now

[.V.]

Never had a little girl with two front teeth missing and a pet python to feed?

Those of us who have...get it.