Funny quotes

[altonjone]

Hi friends
Enjoy Funny quotes

Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?

Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. - They are so tasty .

Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, - three's the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........

[wikywik]

lol very funny!

[MrFit]

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

The best one yet!

[bodyshop20]

Now i like that last one on accidents lol

[Mrs.V.]

Sometimes you feel like the pigeon, but unfortunately, most of the time you feel like the statue...

[MrFit]

Mrs. V , I like that one too it made my day!

[Mrs.V.]

Glad I could help you out MrFit...

[Mrs.V.]

Here are some more good ones...

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

That's all for now...

[westside24]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

Haaaaaaaaaaa