How I learned to mind my own business...

[altonjone]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, 13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
what was going on.....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

[Martini]

Hahaha, I hope this didn't actually happen to you.. But it definitely made me laugh :P

That would certainly do it.

[westside24]

having said that, I will be 15, 15, 15...

[MrFit]

This is funny man! Love the joke! 16! 16! 16! 16!