A little lad is in a shop and stands there crying, When asked "whats up ?" he said he had lost his Mum.
Well said the man i have also lost my wife so lets search together.
Well the man asks " whats your mum like " " Ho! she has big tits, nice arse and is a sex maniac" MMM! says the man.
I know lets just look for your mum at the moment !